150+ Funny Status Lines For Whatsapp

150+ Funny Status Lines For Whatsapp

Use our selection of “150+ Funny Status Lines For WhatsApp” to update your social media status, and let yourself be the reason someone smiles. Have fun reading!

Most Hilarious Status Ever

• So, you’re checking my status
• Hey there! WhatsApp is using me.
• Battery low, please disturb later.
• Hey, you are reading my status again?
• WAIT! Do you have appointment to see my status?
• Not always Available. Try your luck.
• For Sale: BRAIN. Used less, Perfect working condition!
• SALARY – Something which comes at 2G speed and goes away at 4G speed.
• Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app, they’ll start using it.
• If you can’t convince them confuse them.
• Please God if you can’t make me slim make my friends FAT!!!
• I hate people who steal my ideas before I think of them.
• I have not failed. I’ve just found 10000 ways that won’t work.
• If you are always trying to be normal, you will never know how amazing you can be.
• My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.
• Shopping is an art. I am an artist. Respect Please.
• Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up!
• I want someone to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.
• It may look like I’m doing nothing, but in my head I’m quite busy.
• I would like to apologize to anyone I have NOT offended. Please be patient I will get to you shortly. Lol 😉
• Having one child makes you a parent; Having two you are a referee.
• Did anyone ever notice that “STUDYING” is a mixture of STUDY and DYING?
• Waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn, hardest thing in the world.
• I’m not really your friend until I start insulting you on a daily basis.
• The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it in your back pocket.
• Relax, it’s the weekend, just don’t blink or it will be all over.

Best Study Motivational Quotes

Funny Short Status for Selfies

• Just saw the smartest person when I was in front of the mirror!
• If you’re going to be two-faced, at least make one of them pretty.
• Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
• The hardest thing I ever tried was being normal.
• I would lose weight, but I hate losing.
• My six pack is protected by a layer of fat.
• I didn’t lose my mind… I just sold it online!
• I’m born to express, not to impress.
• I’m so poor I can’t even pay attention!
• I don’t go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me.
• I’m not crazy, I prefer the term mentally hilarious.
• I am not single; I’m just Romantically Challenged.
• Don’t try to fix me I’m not broken.
• Talking to myself because I am my own consultant.
• Of course, I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.
• I was born to be a pessimist. My blood type is B Negative.
• I’m physically, emotionally and mentally exhausted.
• Physically Mentally Emotionally TIRED.
• Every time I have my picture taken; I get hungry because I hear ‘cheese’ so I start to think of a nice cheese sandwich.
• I love sleeping but I never want to go to sleep early.
• At night, I can’t sleep. In the morning, I can’t wake up.
• I love finding money in my clothes. It’s like a gift to me from me.
• Don’t worry about what to wear today, your smile goes with any clothes.
• My road to success is always under construction.
• I Smile Because I have No Idea What’s Going on!
• I’m more confused than a chameleon in a bag of skittles.
• I’m not sure how many problems I have because math is one of them.
• Whenever I have a problem, I just sing. Then I realize my voice is worse than my problem.
• My wallet is like an onion, opening it makes me cry.
• I wish my wallet came with free refills.
• Some days I wish I had the wisdom of a 90-year-old, the body of a 20-year-old, and the energy of a 3-year-old.
• Take my advice, I don’t use it anyway.
• Yes of course I am athletic… I surf the Internet every day.
• Life gives hurdles, but I am an athlete. So, it’s fun.
• I follow the quote, “Always be true to yourself” because I only lie to others!
• Dear problems… Please give me some discount… I am your regular customer.

Cute Couple WhatsApp Status

• Never laugh at your wife’s choices. You’re one of them.
• Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
• The most powerful words other than I LOVE YOU is “Salary is Credited”!
• You can never buy love but still, you have to pay for it.
• Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
• Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
• You can either be right, or you can be the husband.
• In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
• The man is the head, but the woman is the neck. And she can turn the head any way she wants.
• Friends are forever, until they get in a relationship. :p
• Women’s apology: I’m sorry, but it was your fault.
• Happiness is when “last seen at” changes to “online” and then to “typing”
• Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.
• Brain: Be patient. Heart: Until when?

WhatsApp Status with a piece of advice

• If life is not smiling at you, give it a good tickling.
• Smiles are contagious… Be a carrier!
• Do not be so open-minded that your brains fall out.
• When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
• Dear stress, let’s break up.
• Happiness does not have a price tag so smile.
• Life: Besides gravity, nothing keeps me down.
• When You’re Downie Eat a Brownie!
• When nothing goes right, go left.
• If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun.
• Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my WhatsApp status.
• Hey you, yeah you. The one reading this. Wanna know a secret? You’re beautiful. Don’t ever give up.
• Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.
• The richer you get; the more expensive happiness becomes.
• If Plan A fails, remember that you have 25 letters left.
• Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.
• Once they stop talking to you, they start talking about you.
• Don’t trust everything you see. Even salt looks like sugar!!
• Some people are like clouds. When they go away, it’s a brighter day.
• It’s funny how people say they miss you, but don’t even make an effort to see you or speak to you.
• If nobody hates you, then you are doing something boring.
• When a door closes, another door should open, but if it doesn’t then go in through the window.
• Sometimes, life gives you a second chance because just maybe the first time you weren’t ready.
• Always Give 100%, Unless You’re Donating Blood.
• I Was reminded that my blood type is BE POSITIVE!
• I am blood type O-positive, which I remember by staying ‘optimistic positive.’
• It’s not the fault of the mirror if you don’t like your reflection.
• A good laugh and a long sleep are the two best cures for anything.
• Never judge the book by its movie.
• It’s always the wrong person who teaches you the right things in life.
• When I die, I want my grave to offer free Wi-Fi so people will visit more often.
• Society is funny. They ask you to be yourself and yet they judge you.
• Minds are like parachutes – they only function when open.
• A man in not rewarded for having a brain but for using it well.
• A wise man can always be found alone. A weak man can always be found in a crowd.

Funny Lazy Quotes and Statuses

• Never give up on your dreams keep sleeping.
• The only thing I gained so far in this year is weight!
• I really want to work so hard. But being lazy is so much fun.
• If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me.
• “3 words more beautiful for a married woman than I LOVE YOU: No Cooking Today”
• Exercise? I Thought You Said Extra Fries!
• Life taught me a lot of lessons, but I bunked those classes too
• I really should do something with my life… maybe tomorrow.
• I made a huge to do list for today. I just can’t figure out who’s going to do it.
• Laziness is the mother of all bad habits, but ultimately, she is a mother and we should respect her!
• I really need a day between Saturday and Sunday.
• I love my job only when I’m on vacation.
• I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.
• I’m too lazy to stop being lazy.
• I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.
• I’m not lazy, I prefer the term “selective participation”.
• I’m not lazy, I’m just very relaxed.
• I’m not running away from hard work, I’m too lazy to run.
• I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle! He’s dreaming too.
• I don’t need a hair stylist; my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.
• I swear my pillow could be a hairstylist. I always wake up with the weirdest hairdos.
• My hobbies are breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
• Every weekend I do what I love most, absolutely nothing!
• Sorry, I can’t go to work tomorrow, I fractured my motivation.
• My boss told me to have a good day… So, I went home.
• The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep!
• My prince is not coming on a white horse… He’s obviously riding a turtle, and definitely lost.
• Choose a lazy person to do a hard job. Because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it.

Best Angry Status with Attitude

• Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once.
• Say it to my face, not through your status.
• Hey you! yeah, I’m talking to you, why the hell are you reading my status?
• Stop checking my status better you have your own.
• Don’t play stupid with me, I’m better at it!
• I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.
• I let my haters be my motivators.
• I’m just a mirror for you, you are good, I’m best, you are bad, I’m worst.
• I don’t have time to hate the people who hate me because I’m busy loving the people who love me.
• I wish I had a delete button in my life. To delete some people, some memories, and some feelings.
• I wish I could mute people in real life.
• If you are reading this then I’m sure you have nothing to do in your life.
• One mistake and everyone judges you.
• I love rumors. I always find out amazing things about myself that I never knew about.
• I know who I am, you have no need to explain.
• I’m a sweet lil Girl, but if you make me mad, remember I always have a pocketful of crazy waiting to come out!!
• We live in an era of smart phones and stupid people.
• May my haters live long to see my success.
• It’s funny how when I’m loud, people tell me to be quiet. But when I’m quiet, people ask me what’s wrong with me.
• Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a chair.
• I am, indeed, a king, because I know how to rule myself.
• I don’t follow others; I only follow my orders because I am my own boss.
• Please cancel my subscription to your issues.
• I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong.
• It’s alright if you don’t agree with me… I can’t force you to be right.
• If people are talking behind your back, be happy that you are the one in front.
• Don’t follow me because I don’t even know where I’m going.
• I never insult people I only tell them what they are.
• If someone hates you for no reason give them a reason.
• I am not changed it’s just I grew up and you should try too.
• I know I am awesome, so I don’t care about your opinion.
• I can’t believe I work this hard to be this poor.
• I was born intelligent, but education ruined me.
• I don’t need the Prince Charming to have my own happy ending.
• The most common cause of stress nowadays is dealing with idiots.